She Beat the Crap Out of Him

From the New York Post:

"Hoops superstar Jason Kidd yesterday slapped
his knockout wife with shocking divorce
papers – claiming he’s an abused spouse"

The New Jersey Nets’ All-Star point guard -
once busted for allegedly hitting his sexy
bride, Joumana, in the face over a french fry
- charges in the explosive court document
that she has been punching, kicking and
throwing ‘household objects’ at him virtually
since their wedding day in 1997."

You want to know what happens when a man
doesn’t understand how attraction really
works?

What happens when the physical urges of
attraction get knocked haywire, and a woman
gets more and more unhappy with the man she
thought could really get her?

This is the story of one of the best
basketball players in the world, and the wife
who physically abused him.

Jason Kidd has been famous since he was 15
and a legend on the playgrounds in Oakland.
He fell for a model named Joumana, and
pursued her endlessly, calling her, writing
her poems, and not giving up until she agreed
to go out with him

When Jason made it to the pros, Joumana was
famous for doing whatever it took to get
noticed on TV on the sidelines of games.

Jason was famous for blowing kisses to her
before shooting free throws.

And their marriage seemed to everyone to be a
perfect match of famous, rich, popular
athlete and gorgeous girl.

But what it looked like under the hood was a
different story. The engine was running on the
power of the hottie beating the
crap out of the 6"5", 210 lb. pro athlete.

You ever thought to yourself, if only for a
second, if only I could be famous, rich, and
popular, then I too could get the gorgeous
girl?

Famous, rich, and popular may get you
something.

But it won’t get you the girl.

Look dude, I’m not rich, famous or popular.
Not like this guy. But I’ve got women in my
life who are totally happy with me, and I’m
thrilled as a puppy with a meatball milkshake
with them.

I wasn’t always the Lance-Man. I wasn’t a cool kid.
I was a nerd, a dork, a grind. I studied. I
didn’t play sports and I didn’t get the girl.

But then I spent 10 years learning by dating thousands
of girls to figure out how it
REALLY works for all people. And I know when
things are right, and when things are really
pretty far from all right.

I don’t know either of these people. I don’t
know what the hell happened to make things go
so bad.

But I know too many stories like this tragic
one to miss the signs that these two never
really understood each other.

Most tragically, in cases like this, you find
the man just doesn’t understand the woman.

He thinks he knows what it takes to get her
attention and keep it. He’ll do whatever it
takes to make her happy.

Buy her any gift, promise her any promise,
and even sacrifice his own dreams, and what
he really wants, in order find some way to
give her what she says she wants.

And the whole time he never gets that what
she really wants is for him to understand
her, lead her, and keep her happy with him.

I know some of y’all have tried this. Some of
you may just be trying it now. I did.
I gave my first girlfriend every gift I could
think of.

You know those stupid stuffed animals at the
carnival? I bribed the carny to win them. And
I’ll tell you, you don’t get much mo’
pathetic in life than bribing a carny.

But that was literally thousands of dates
ago. And what I’ve learned over those
thousands is real, real simple.

Everything you’ve been taught about women is
all screwed up. And I mean everything. It’s
not your fault. School, parents, church,
friends.

TV. Movies. Songs.

Sweet baby Jeebus, love songs are the worst.

I was really serious about songwriting and
guitar for years, and one thing you get ultra
quick writing songs is you can’t go broke
writing poor-pity breakup tunes where the
lovesick dopey dude will do whatever it takes
to get, or get back, his girl.

And all that crap, that I’ll do anything,
I’ll sacrifice myself, or I’ll give you
whatever you want, honey-bunny, just to have
a chance, well, I’m not saying it’s going to
get you bruised, beaten and broke.

But it did for Jason Kidd.

What do you want for yourself?

How about learning what women really want?

You can choose a better life NOW.

Your friend,

Lance Mason

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