Pickup Lines for the Supermarket
"How do I approach in a supermarket?"
I read this question on a forum, and had to share my personal favorite approach.
Talking to a girl in the supermarket was probably the biggest obstacle to me learning how to be social and flirty everywhere. Maybe it's the bright lights, the commerce, the potential for boyfriends to turn the corner and spot catch you mid-grope, whatever. But it's actually fun when you learn how to enjoy it. Here's how I get my shop on.
Supermarket is a super-normal situation. Act super-normal. Forget the stuff designed for clubs. Just be friendly, flirty, and show you have some manners.
Look at what she is buying. Make a comment on it. Anything.
Whatever you do, just have fun with it. Think less, do more.
"Wow, you got a lot of good food there. I usually just buy beer and a pack of Twizzlers."
"Yes, well…"
Now turn on the big smile.
"Perfect. I'll be over for dinner at 7:30… no, 8. And I'll bring the wine this time… you just cook that special thing you made for us last week. :-)"
Let her reply. If she smiles and plays along, introduce yourself.
Tested and approved.
Here's another one. I want to see some replies with your ideas as well! Let's make the supermarket the new disco, baby! Yeah baby!
"My buddy is having a girl over for dinner. What should he make?"
"Well, girls always like pasta…"
"Actually, I didn't need to know that. I just made that up so I could come over here and flirt with you. Did you not get that? Here, let me try again.
How you doin'?"
- Sean Newman
(originally posted at http://makegirlssmile.com)
8 Responses to “Pickup Lines for the Supermarket”
I walked over to her shopping basket and said " We need to eat healthier if you expect me to have the energy to please that little naughty girl in you tonight1"
She replied with " Then what should I feed you?"
"Healthy food of course, which by the way creates healthy and flexable bodies that have the endurance to make other bodies very happy"
Long story short I got dinner and she got happy!!!
By will denyko
A simple "Can I help you?" is so much fun! They almost always KNOW you're flirting right off, and if they're into it will say (play suspiciously) "Do you work here?" or "You don't even work here!" to which I sometimes reply "No.. I'm just very helpful, and you look lost…" or "Yes I do in fact. I was just hired as your personal shopper. And masseuse." Sometimes tho, they don't snap, and (assuming you know your way around) you can start leading them to what they needed. They catch on quick even then tho, and it's fun. Like above, I also like saying "Okay, you totally get that only said that as an excuse to talk to you, right?"
By Guy Malone
Focking nice…
By Sean Newman
"How you doin'?"
Haha you should say that in the most over-the-top, exaggerated, bad acting, "Joey from Friends" kind of way possible
By Santino
So as I'm parting company with this girl I was talking to I asked her for number cause things were going really well (busting on her and making her laugh and so on), however she's still a bit "gunshy" since her divorce, so I asked her for her email and she said she doesn't have one. So I said to her, do you even have electricity? She broke out with a loving laugh and parted company. We'll see each other again. I geuss I just have to reel her in. By the way, I do like fish tacos!!
By Einstien, first name Albert
girls love COCKY/ FUNNY….not too much of just one…..too cocky, she will think you are a jerk and conceited….too funny, she will think you are trying to hard to make her laugh/maybe inmature…..just my lil tip for the day…..
By kurt
If you can catch her near the "free sample" wine tasting booths set up all over the store, you almost always get a smile offering to "buy" her a drink. Keep playing it like it's your favorite "locals" spot to get away from all the tourists and unwind. If she's really digging your style after a few sample glasses offer to "buy" her "dinner" at this really cool little place on aisle six (probably some sort of toothpick hotdogs). A good closer (after a number is sealed) is saying this was a pretty special place you normally don't just take any girl on a first date and she better have something special planned for YOU on date number two. Leaves the door wide open for a great second date
By Andrew
Just walk up, inspect all her groceries and say "mmmmmmm…..that looks good…… What time is dinner?"
DCS
By Cyrus-Slim