How To Text Message Women (with Examples)

Have you ever hit it off REALLY well and set
up a date with a woman you just met, and then
WONDER what you should do – if anything – until
the time of the date actually arrives?

Or worse yet, even though she seemed excited
about meeting you when you initially set up the
date, you now find yourself wondering if she
will follow through as planned, or will call and
cancel at the last minute leaving you with no
date and no plans.

It’s a valid concern.

Even women that are normally very reliable will
think nothing of canceling on a date last minute.

So what do you do?

There is a ‘secret weapon’ we use here a
PickUp 101 to keep women attracted,
during that awkward time between when you
meet and when you see each other again.

This is a critical time period, especially if
she’s attractive and going out at night.

Don’t be foolish enough to believe just
because she was nuts over you last night,
some other guy can’t do the same tonight.

Remember, attraction is fleeting. It doesn’t
last… UNLESS! You know the secret methods
to keep her attraction focused on YOU until
that next date.

The ‘secret weapon’ I and all my instructors
use is the art of text messaging.

But, that’s only half the story… because
if you send text messages like the average
guy you will blow it big time.

Being boring is a foolproof recipe to
chase women away.

Don’t say: How R U?

Say: How is my adorable little brat?

You see, the real secret here is in using
BANTER in to communicate. Banter is the most
powerful attraction tool, so why wouldn’t you
use it?

This method has been field-tested and
perfected to an art form. The great thing
is, it’s pretty darn easy once you know
the right way to do it.

Curious?

Want to know how?

Well this is your lucky day!

One of my instructors, Sean Deacon, wrote a
kick ass article that tells you exactly what
to do, what to avoid, and he’s even included
real world EXAMPLES for you to learn from.

Originally posted on the PickUp 101 Private Lounge by Sean Deacon

I use text messages a lot.  In my opinion, it is a key tool available for interacting with women.  I think they are better than phone AND email.  They are quick, easy to respond to, and private.  They can be light and friendly, fun and flirty, seductive, or downright nasty.  I have had text message conversations that fit into all of these.  I have even gotten my freak on, text style.

Sean Newman has posted up some really great stuff about sending dirty text messages to your girl.  This is a great idea, and if you are not doing it, you are missing out on a great chance to make your girl VERY happy.  I would send messages as he describes to my last girlfriend every now and then, to remind her how hot she was for me.  She loved it.

Walter also made a great post about using text messages in the time between when you meet a girl and when you get her over for a date.

I want to try to put together some general thoughts on "text message game".

Text messages should be short and fun, and flirty, charming or seductive.  There is no place for logic in a text message.  If things start going logical in a text message convo, then you need to stop, or redirect the conversation right away.

Usually a girl will initially react generically, ie. Boring, to a text message you send.  Girls aren’t used to guys flirting with them with text message.  Yet.  You have to ramp it up immediately after her response.  If you send something like, "hey cutie, thinking of me much? :) ", chances are you will get a response like "haha, how are you?"  Now, you can’t respond, "I’m fine, how R U?"  That’s weak sauce.  We want the strong sauce.  A better response would be, "I was gonna kidnap you to vegas and get us married by elvis, but nevermind..:)"  However she responds, you can then respond "yeah, married by the fat elvis…"

That’s a taste of my sauce’s flavor.

My RULES for text messages:

  1.  I always address them with pet names like darlin’, sweetie, cutie pie, sexy, gorgeous, adorable brat, etc.

  2.  I use proper grammar.  I don’t use the normal abbreviations.  If you do, U R 2 stop.  I do abbreviate stuff like family to "fam", San Francisco to SF, etc.  I hope I don’t have to say this, but NEVER USE LEET SPEAK (wikipedia it if you don’t know).  Know the difference between "your" and "you’re", "to" and "too", etc.  A side rule to this, the more sexual the message, the more proper the grammar you should use.  Which feels sexier, "I want 2 slowly kiss Ur lips…" or "I want to slowly kiss your lips…"?

  3. Sign your name when it is the first one or two text messages you send (credit: Robert1).  All you do is write your text, then at the end add "-Sean."  Replace "Sean" with your own name though, or include my cell phone number in the text if you don’t.
  4.  I use a lot of smiley faces     This replaces the big friendly smile you would have on your face when you deliver a banter line.  Text messages should basically be banter lines.  I do not use any other faces other than smiley faces.  No winky face    no "P" face (I actually don’t even know what this is supposed to mean), etc.  Some might disagree, but personally I think this borders on leet speak, which is not ok.  Furthermore, I want my words to convey my message.  If my words, punctuation and a smiley face aren’t enough, then I feel I am doing something wrong.

  5.  I use rich descriptions.  If I do say how I am doing, I make it descriptive.  In response to "how R U?" I might reply "Just saw the sunset over the bay, the sky’s glowing orange – looks incredible!"

  6. Jump on the offers a girl makes.  An "offer" is a term from improv acting.  It is when one actor says something that describes something about the other actor. 

    Example, one actor says to the other, "I like that large funny hat you have on", the other actor then would go on with that theme of wearing a large funny hat. 

    It is a little different with text messages, but if a girl sends you something that you can make fun and sexy, do it.  For example, I got a text message from one of the girls the other night, "buenas noches. Dulces suenos guapo." [translates: good night.  Sweet dreams, handsome].  I replied the next morning by writing, "good morning, beautiful. Have a good day."  Except I wrote it in french.  I took her theme, and replied in a way that was similar, but original and charming.

Your TOOLS:

Brevity: You have to say everything very quickly.  If you can’t say it in about 10 to 20 words, then rework it until you can.  It is ALWAYS possible to flirt in less than 12 words, in my opinion.  If you don’t think so, "you are a dork :) " (see, it is that easy).  Get rid of everything and anything that is not necessary, by not necessary I mean not flirty and fun.

Punctuation: The main punctuation techniques I use are CAPS, ellipses… exclamation!!! Question marks?? both?!?!, [brackets], and (parenthesis).  And smiley face as I mentioned before  :)   These all have different emotional effects, use them!  Caps are REALLY EXCITING!!  Wtf?!? [roll my eyes] don’t make me.. come over there… and wrap my arms around you… (I won’t spank tooo hard)

WHEN to use text:

ALL THE TIME!!  You can send a girl a text a day or so after you meet her, before a day2, after a day 2, after sex, when she is your girlfriend, etc.  Text messaging is a good way to stay in contact with a girl that you can’t see often.  I think that phone and email should mainly be used to set up meets, but for pure flirting, text is better.

What NOT to say:

Cock.  Balls.  Dick.  Pussy.  Fuck.  Shit.  Unless you have established that these words get your girl off.  Don’t say anything negative.  The things you send should make you smile when you think about sending them.  This can be a sly smirk, a big fun smile, or a seductive smile, but it should be positive.

OVERALL:

I think the most important thing is to try to make the girl smile.  That is the point of all this.  It doesn’t matter if she responds.  You should only be trying to write something that will make her feel good, or feel special, or feel sexy when she reads it.  You are NOT fishing for getting anything back.  You should be inspiring her to want to send you a text back.

Pay attention to the subtext of the text.  Often times what is really being said is not what the words actually are.  The obvious example is a late night text asking if you are out and about means "I want you to come home with me".  Subcommunication is pretty complicated.  I won’t really get into it.  I do suggest paying attention to it though.

This all may take a little practice.  Lord knows I have sent off some dumb text messages.

I am gonna dig into my text message past to give examples:

Examples:

Here’s an example of a text message sent to a woman a few days after the number close.  The pretext was that we would go jogging together some time. This was our first contact:

"How’s my new running buddy.  You ready to RUMBLE!  :)   Sean."

It’s playful, and I signed my name, because it was my first contact with her after meeting her, per rule 3 above.

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I posted this next one as an example a while ago, but I thought it was really good, so I am using it again.  I like it because I keep going back to flirting over and over in the conversation, and because I wrote it down for posterity, so I have it for use as an example (most good examples just get deleted from my phone):

Sean: Hey sexy. How is my adorable little brat?  :)

A: Haha…just fine! And u?

Sean: Great! The sun is finally out, spring is in the air, I love it!

A:It was 86 here today! Its gonna be a hot summer.

Sean: You like it hot?

A: I like it warm and breezy

Sean: Hmmm… Interesting… Says a lot about you. So when I call later, are you gonna answer? I can’t believe I even have to ask…  :)

[note: I had called twice and she didn't answer both times, but she sent me texts back apologizing for not being able to talk]

A: Haha..call @ 1030 and i will answer  :)

Sean: That’s past my bedtime. I’ll have to call my mom for permission.

A: Dork  :)

Sean: Ah, baby, I love you too.

A: Call me @ 1030..i should be done by then

Sean: If you’re not, I’m filing for divorce  :)

A: Haha..u make me smile

Sean: Yup.  Talk later.  :)

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Here’s one I sent to my last girlfriend.  It is an example of a seductive text.  I sent it in the middle of the day, while she was at work:

"my hand across your bare back, you feel my breath in your ear… and I pull your body against mine… you feel my heat as our skin touches like silk…"

I think she replied with something like "It’s getting hot in here", so I just kept this description going for a few more texts.

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Here’s what I sent to a girl right after leaving her apartment late at night, after we hooked up on the first date:

"Goodnight. XXOO"

This was meant to be reassuring and make her feel good about what we did all night, and to make her smile one last time that night.

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Here’s an example of ignoring her logical question and responding in an emotional/charming/seductive way.  It starts with a general ping, just to get the ball rolling:

Sean: Hope you have a good day (night) at work. Kiss kiss

D: Ahhhh……Thank u …Did u have to teach? [at the weekend workshop]

Sean: Mmmm… Thinking about your delicious kisses..

D: Your way to good to be true  :)    sweet dreams

I totally ignored her question, and just responded with something much better.  I am pretty sure she is glad she got the text that she did, rather than the answer to her question.

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Enjoy, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do..

Sean "jaz" Deacon
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
http://blog.seandeacon.com

[Sean is available for both phone coaching and in-field coaching in the San Francisco area]

Thanks for the break-dow and the great examples Sean!

Now go text some women

Cheers,
Lance Mason

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